I ban you for!

This is just a fun little game i found on another website so to make things less...depresing i thought we should play it!

Here is how it works!
You just say how you would like to ban the person above you.

Example *Ender has posted something* Then draco would say "I ban you for (Insert stupid reason)".

The game will just keep going. Ill start.

I ban the imaginary post above me for not existing.

i ban jojopwns for being caught in bed with a Philippino walrus hooker

Hm, I ban Ender for bringing up the walruses again.!

i ban draco for banning ender

i ban jojo for not being draco

i ban ender for having a creepy man as his profile pic

i ban jojo for not knowing who Rider is

i ban you all for not sending me cookies in november =_=

I ban genex for talking about cookies

i ban jojo for making me want cookies

I ban ender for wanting cookies

i ban jojo for being from ohio

I ban ender for being 23 years old

i ban jojo for making out with a wombat

I ban ender for knowing what the hell a wombat is!

i ban jojo because nobody else will join in

I ban ender for being head moderator of this site

i ban jojo for being jealous of my sexy title

I ban ender for thinking his title is sexy

i ban jojo for being jealous

you can ban me for being here =D

i ban tsuki for not introducing herself and failing to read the rules of the game :p

I ban you for wanting to ban me D:

i ban you for reading the rules finally

I ban you for being a bad copycat :l

i ban you for letting the troll bother you....

on a side note, 3 warnings in 1 day means he probably wont be around much longer

I ban ender for banning the only female that this site has seen in a while!